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charlzr-deactivated20111029-dea asked: Hi, I'm Creepy Frederick. Sorry if the bracket-thing was a bit pretentious.
I don't know how to prove it was me, except that my mom watched too many CSI-like shows and I went to a Bill Bass lecture at age ten. I can honestly say cremation is definitely the way to go.
Signed,
Charlzr

Anonymous asked: You know what, Lloyd? Forget about it. I don't need your help anymore. I waited for your reply but it never appeared on my dash, and you know what I ended up doing? Absolutely nothing. The blood is still on the floor, and you know what? I think I like it that way. My parents were pretty upset when they first saw the body, but I quieted them before anything got out of control.

Anonymous asked: Dear Lloyd,

I don't know who else to tell this to, but I'm really scared and I don't know what to do. Please, I know I'm just an anon and you don't know me that well but I really need help. I've never done something like this before, and there's just so much blood.

I swear I didn't mean to hit him that hard. At best I thought it...

Anonymous asked: I sometimes sniff your mother's underwear, not because I am attracted to her in any way, but because it allows me to track her, and by association, track you. If I were to ever meet your mother on the street, I would be wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. I would then proceed to crawl up into her vagina and claw my way out of her uterus, much the same way as you did. This will lead me...

fuckyeahjenna asked: http://i51.tinypic.com/1447gwo.png

Anonymous asked: know that closet behind you? i'm in it.

So now that it's Saturday, it's time to choose a...

I’ll show you guys some of the top contenders, and the last one I post is the winner. Thanks to everyone who submitted!

snailormoon asked: Grand Central tomorrow at 12! By the way, I thought I saw you at the Stood. I go to say hello. Wrong person. Blaming you.

i'm damned.: Weird thoughts of the day: →

omegalowmaniac: it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm you have to answer a fucking riddle and the riddle changes so you can learn more because you’re in Ravenclaw imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated and you get… If you’re a real Ravenclaw, you’d be able to not only solve the riddle with drunken...

fuckyeahjenna asked: get on aimmm i want someone to converse withhhhhh

popculturebrain: Ricky Gervais Crosses Paths With Steve Carell on ‘The Office’ (Video) | NBC via THR This was kind of, no, completely amazing. I kinda peed all over.

northamericancum asked: Can we build another blanket fort soon? :D

northamericancum asked: Can we please make another blanket fort soon?

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