June 2012
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thecatacombkid:
Fucking meathead Mexicans crowding the bench press bars
Hey man get out of the yo skrill suck a d tag.
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thefourofclubs replied to your post: thefourofclubs replied to your post: Wanted:…
eh Im mostly a trumpet player Im like a C+ sax
A certain Careless Whisper cover you did would say otherwise.
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digitalcable replied to your post: Wanted: members for a ska band. Black and white…
When are try outs maestro?
digitalcable replied to your post: Wanted: members for a ska band. Black and white…
We’re making this happen.
We are Baked AlaSka.
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“Excuse me miss, have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?”
Then you pull out a rabbit’s head and present it to her and explain that it’s a sacrifice to Freyja, the Norse goddess of fertility. Then you gotta explain that this is a big deal and she should calm the hell down and stop crying to her friends.
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thefourofclubs replied to your post: Wanted: members for a ska band. Black and white…
I play trumpet and saxophone!
Shit yes you do and you’re awesome at it!
Wanted: members for a ska band.
Black and white checkered Vans slip-ons not required, but do help!
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littlestpunk replied to your post: “Wanna come see my ska band?”
be there in 5
It
It worked?
Okay.
OKAY!!!!
SICK!
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“Wanna come see my ska band?”
We're looking for artists!
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brandoncargoshortsdavis:
dongcity? more like rackcity, bitch
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youngstero:
“I blog”
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strongbademail liked your photo: You guys are weird.
deerhoof liked your photo: You guys are weird.
So it was one of you. ’Fess up!
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extrememediocrity replied to your photo: You guys are weird.
I write fanfiction where I make out with you and Portland Voldey.
We know, Steve. We know.
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Anonymous asked: So how aout that stock market? Crazy stuff, right?
semicolson:
scatmancrothers:
Who am I allowed to kiss at VidCon
Attractive single women with large breast: Free
Everyone else: $10,000
Just one breast.
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cellacshelium replied to your post: cellacshelium replied to your post: I just got a…
yeah about dodger. it was on goggles. (i erased it though)
Well done.
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cellacshelium replied to your post: I just got a real sad message. I’m not gonna go…
yeah…someone was writing mean things on KOTW. :(
About us or Dodger? Because if it’s about us whatever.
If it’s about Dodger, I want names so I can crack some skulls.
I just got a real sad message.
I’m not gonna go into details but
Guys Dodger is really awesome and let’s not be mean.
Like she did her entire campaign for charity! Charity!
That’s really awesome! Like she’s a much better person than me. I wouldn’t be so quick to give away $7,500 just like that.
You’re cool people, Dodger. Let’s hang out.
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adambloghart replied to your photoset: Y’all are a bunch of vandals.
hahah “Hand SOME”
He has some hands. Some. Not a lot! Enough.
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galehawthorne replied to your photoset: Y’all are a bunch of vandals.
I don’t understand is this that goggles thing will you please explain this to me I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Goggles is this thing that you can put on your toolbar on your web browser of choice and you can like write messages and draw stuff on websites and see stuff that other people drew on there.
It’s like secret graffiti.
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Anonymous asked: Have you seen the KOTW page goggled?
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extrememediocrity replied to your post: Attention ladies and hot girls: I just ran like 4…
i bet u smell like katy perry sound live
I showered of course you bump.
I was worried you had lost your edge but nope!
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galehawthorne replied to your post: Attention ladies and hot girls: I just ran like 4…
Lloyd
Yes?
Attention ladies and hot girls:
I just ran like 4 miles.
Please form an orderly line for making out.
quazza:
Reminder to my followers that if you want me to tag anything for your convenience or because of triggering content then I am more than willing to do so
May 2012
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Listen
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ergojessica replied to your post: ergojessica replied to your post: Interestingly…
but what about their personalities?
The thing about golems is that their main role is to just serve their creator. So I don’t think they really have any like really specific personalities? I mean I guess they could if you created them in such a way but I dunno.
I’d imagine that if your flesh...
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kaylaetcetera replied to your post: you crushin on anyone?
me too bro
But like you kinda are Emma Stone so
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ergojessica replied to your post: Interestingly enough, I’m more of a stone-golem…
do elaborate
Well, here’s a flesh golem.
At it’s base, kinda a Frankenstein’s Monster kind of deal. It’s alright, gets the job done. (Whatever the job is I dunno. Attacking minions or something I guess?)
Compared to a stone golem.
Like. This dude looks like he could hurt...
Interestingly enough, I’m more of a stone-golem man myself.
Flesh-golems bring us all together before they eviscerate you and bring your limbs back to their cave so they can be added to their bodies, causing them to grow in size and strength. And with their growth comes a stronger desire to feed.
<3
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jamesishollywood replied to your post: lilscones replied to your post: lilscones replied…
I love that you’re so knowledgeable about flesh-golems.
I’m making this shit up as I go. It’s good that I’m convincing!
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lilscones replied to your post: lilscones replied to your post: lilscones replied…
Lloyd…you are a great person. I have never appreciated you more than I do in this moment.
AH GOSH CLAIRE!!!
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lilscones replied to your post: lilscones replied to your post: Today’s word is…
I guess when I think of something as fleshy it’s not like toned and cute it’s sort of wide and bumpy and cottage cheese-like
It can really go either way with flesh-golems!
The beauty of ‘em is they can be made any way you want so nobody is wrong. What a flesh-golem is, really is up to you.
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lilscones replied to your post: Today’s word is “flesh-golem”.
reminds me of cellulite
I guess I can see it!
I’d imagine when preparing a flesh-golem, the skin would either be stretched over misaligned bones or it would just be really sloppily thrown on and would give the appearance of cellulite.
You’re making me think about this a lot more than I should. Well done!
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jamesishollywood replied to your post: PICK UP LINE GO
Hey girl, do you like masoor dal? I got my methi and kalonji toasted up for you.
And then you French ‘em while they google what those things are.
Today’s word is “flesh-golem”.
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adambloghart replied to your post: Help I’m in love with a guy but he’s really cute and I think other people like him too and I dunno if I can impress him what do I do?!
“stick it out”
Stick it out.
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reflectometry replied to your post: PICK UP LINE GO
i’m sold
I can dig it.
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migglets replied to your post: PICK UP LINE GO
One time a customer at the store i work at said to me “I’ll be thinking of you while I make my sausage.”
That customer went home and thought of you while they sculpted the genitals of their flesh-golem. They would play God and they did it for YOU.
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Anonymous asked: PICK UP LINE GO
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boredlord replied to your post: boredlord replied to your post: What is the worst…
A true casanova
He certainly likes to think so!
s2engine:
Dobis
