Waluigi History Month

badcgijosh:

Hello Laci, John and Neil. I do not think we are acquainted but my name is Josh and today I am here to talk to the three of you about some of my favourite breakfast foods. Do you enjoy breakfast foods? There are some people in the world who do not! It’s pretty weird. But to each his own, I suppose. It’s not hurting anyone. I feel like they are missing out though.

Anyway, one of my favourite things to eat for breakfast is Triple Berry Oatmeal Crisp. Boy oh boy this stuff is hecka tasty! It has dried raspberries, strawberries and blueberries in it that actually get a very enjoyable texture once you pour the milk on it. And it turns the milk all purple and tarty! I really like it, but it is like, six dollars for what is not a very large box, so I do not get it often, but when I do, it makes me feel very fancy.

I also enjoy Cheerios of both the Honey Nut and Apple Cinnamon variety. Do you like them? They’re pretty good! The problem with cheerios is that they leave you with this weird aftertaste for a couple of hours that always makes me feel like I spent my morning chewing on sweetened cardboard. Maybe I actually did and the fine folks at General Mills are pulling a fast one on me. Goodness gracious, that’d be quite the trick!

Do you enjoy instant oatmeal? Then fuck you.

One cereal that I really do enjoy is called Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It’s really good. In fact I’d go so far as to say I love the taste of it. However, there is fierce debate regarding whether or not you would be able to see why.

Anyway, those are just a few of my favourite things to eat for breakfast. I hope you all have a lovely day.

Sincerely,

Josh Macedo

nerdfightersdontfightnerds:

stopjohngreen:

I don’t know what’s more pathetic, people who idolize that misogynist piece of classist work known as young adult author John Green, or people who actually think he’s a good person :/

He’s really dismissive of people of lower intelligence and thinks that he’s better than everyone because he can write pseudo-philosophical crap and treat women like shit in all of his books (they’re all either fake characters, characterized like shit, or killed off). And his fans just suck his metaphorical cock because they’re blind enough to think he’s a good person. He’s such an ableist it makes me mad. Being smart doesn’t make you any better than anyone else, and neither does have a big vocabulary. 

I wish I could talk more about how racist and classist he is too but the last time i read one of his books I got really upset because this is stuff that people just think is totally fine to perpetuate and put on young kids. 

At my feminist book club one of the women suggested we read his one book Paper Towns and thank god all of the other women shot it down otherwise I probably would have quit. 

It genuinely upsets me that this Tumblr even exists and holds such animosity towards John. 

I’m interested in hearing why exactly you feel this way about John/his books, because this is certainly not at all the impression that I have gotten from him.

John Green: ableist????